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Number of Scouts, Spies, Demomen, Soldiers, Engineers, Medics, Snipers, Pyros, other Heavy's, Sentries, Dispensers, LEETLE BABIES, n00bs, YouTube Users, Forced Memes, other LEETLE video game characters, SPARTAAAANS, Jonas Brothers, Left 4 Dead characters, Half-Life characters, Portal characters, zombies, aliens, and Godmodding Anime bitches that got themselves killed by Heavy Weapons Guy since you opened this page:
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Heavy Weapons Guy
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| Name: |
Heavy Weapons Gay Guy
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| Gender: |
GIANT MAN
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| Height: |
7'1"
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| Weight: |
300 kilograms (450 with Sasha)
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| Eyes: |
Beady...AND RED WITH BLOODLUST
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| Ass: |
Concave.
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| Hair: |
Nope.
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| Species: |
Ruskie
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| Occupation: |
Arby's Employee CREDIT TO TEAM
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| Weapon of Choice: |
Sasha
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| Favorite Target: |
Ron Paul
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| Favorite Pastime: |
Keeling BABIES
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| Favorite Movie(s): |
Meet The Heavy, Meet The Engineer, Meet The Demoman, Meet The Soldier, Meet The Sniper, Meet The Scout, Meet The Spartans
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| Favorite Books: |
Chibi Vampire Manga series
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| Favorite Band(s): |
Rob Zombie, Psychostick, The Engineer n' his Guitar
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| Favorite Song(s): |
Heavy Sing Along Song
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| Favorite Foods: |
SANDVICH
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I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY...
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?
YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!
Oh ho ho ho! You are going to need MUCH BIGGER GUNS!!!
WHAT WAS THAT SANDVICH, KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA!
TANKS??? What sick man sends TANKS to fight HANKS?
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. |
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
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You like me!
You really like me!
This user appreciates your praise. |
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This user's IQ is over 150 kilograms and fires SPY. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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