User:HawleySmoot
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HawleySmoot. 1833 woodcut by Benjamin Disraeli.
HawleySmoot is an Uncyclopedian of inestimable renown, a true Renaissance user, purveyor of wisdom both infinite and profound, less man than god. He joined Uncyclopedia on February 5, 2007.
History[edit | edit source]
HawleySmoot began his life as a poor shoemaker's son in Minsk. He was a weak, sickly boy who had trouble making friends. This made him an ideal candidate for Uncyclopedia brainwashing, and the following years are lost in a haze of hypnotic suggestion and dangerous experimental serums.
Userboxes[edit | edit source]
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour. |
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This user perpetually wears a dour facial expression to prevent conversation. |