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Habert James Lilly A.K.A Matt Moore (pronounced mother fucker with the big cock) the quarterback for the Carolina Panthers, was born in the small town of Beijing, China, A.K.A "Vaginaville" due to the fact that Matt's girlfriend Jenny got really stoned off a really good bong and got EXTREMELY horny, I mean if you had legs she would fuck you, even if you were handicapped she would take that shit and bang it against the wall several times until you couldn't feel your own penis (unless your handicapped) Later in his life he was asked about the incident and was quoted as saying, "Awwwwwwwwwww shit." He is also famous for planning the extermination of the Jews, when asked about this he said, "I thought about it and just said, fuck it, I'm young, I do what I want!" He is also famous for not being part of the classic 70's show Happy Time, which has never aired two pairs of white titties. 
Matt Moore Throwing an incomplete pass in the Super Bowl
He was born on December 2nd, 3076. When he was born his mother said, "What the fuck is this shit!" the doctor just said, "ma'am, I'm not your doctor." Due to the fact that she actually gave birth after hitting the bong 6 times in a row and was seeing all these people in her head. By age 2, Matt learned to live on his own by using a swiss army knife his father, Richard McGivens (A.K.A Dick McGivens) who was charged with murdering 69 babies in apparant self defense. Once he figured out quantum physics by age 4 he decided to figure out how to make a time machine.
His father got out of prison after serving 2 months of his 69 life sentences and when asked about how he felt he said, "It was fucking self defense, the truth gets out, awwwwwww shit!"
His life of youth was pretty normal, after he traveled back in time to the era of WWII and the Nazi regime, it couldnt get much stranger than it already had. He became friends with his roommate that was known as "that bitch ass nigga" whose birth name was Adolf Hitler. hitler and Matt Moore were sitting down at a coffee shop when Matt suggested that they pull the biggest prank in school history, exterminate 6 million Jews. After completing the holocaust or "the day easy bake ovens found a new meaning" he decided to reside in Rio de Janeiro where he became quaterback of the carolina Panthers. In a recent interview questions were brought up about the photo which shows Hitler and Moore standing next to an easy bake oven, which we all know cremated the jews once a gain hitting the bong. When asked about this he was quoted saying "These people just need to go tell that nigga which tree to hang from" Which then inspired the movie The Blindside, and the music video to "Like a G6"(Tell that nigga which tree to hang from remix)
As starting quarterback for the Carolina Panthers he began to rip up the record books, no I mean literally. He was considered a dick for this. He currently holds the the record for most consecutive starts where a helicopter did not crash into the stands. but with his success also came trouble. Moore lost contact with his mother after she refused to call the cops while a crazy ass nigga stabbed him. She later said that she did it for his own good. Matt Moore's flashy style also caused trouble for him. The NFL fined him 3 Madrillion(This is somehow a Tom Hanks reference) dollars for his famous Touchdown celebrations, like when he burned ants with his magnifying glass, or when he ran into the stands and abducted a young girl (4 or 24 years old, nobody really cared enough to check). He won his first Superbowl when an incomplete pass was ruled 14 touchdowns because of the difficulty of the play.
By age 55 he finally retired with an "official record" of 0-631. The oddest part of his career came when he threw a interception to Phil Donallson, a popular free safety, for a touchdown. After this happened, he said, "Fuck it, I'm proclaiming myself champion." after saying this no one did anything due to the fact that he along with Adolf hitler murdered 6 million jews. After his retirement, everyone found out he was openly gay, but was gay with women. He died on October 16th, 2011 at the age of -1065 due to the fact that he went back in time. In his honor, they built a giant shrine in his honor in Mogadishu, Somalia, which in a mouth was completely covered with shit. You can ask about him by going to visit his son in the Amazon rain forest due to the fact that he neglected his son extremely badly. So yeah.