User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy/TPDNE

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Still here?

Why?

This page does not exist. I already stated that up there.

Go away. I'm watching Family Guy.










































































Cut it out! You're not even on this page! It doesn't exist!

Why won't you believe me?




























































































































Quick! A link!




























































































































Crap.

I can't get rid of you, can I?

This page doesn't freaking exist. If you stay here for too long, neither will you.










































































Don't believe me?

Try me.





















































































































































Okay, that was bullshit. But still, this page does not exist.

Therefore, it cannot be VFH'd or NRV'd.

Any edits you make to this page will be reverted with extreme prejudice, because that would make this page exist.

Which must NEVER happen.

















































You haven't seen anything, have you?

You never read anything here, you never clicked whatever link brought you here, and you never scrolled down. You don't even know HOW to scroll down. You have no scroll wheel on your mouse, since it's old, and who has time for scroll bars?

Or time to read articles that don't exist.

Right. Return to your life and tell no one what you have seen here. Deny everything.

For in denial, truth is born in the minds of those who believe their own lies.

And getting high helps too.





































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Naw, it's over. Nothing down here.









































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Okay, this is the for real end of this not-page. Nothing else down there.















































































































































































































































































































































































































I'm serious.

































































































































































































































































































































































































































































For real.