User:Godwineagles456

Welcome to my page!! Obviously, this is a page about me, my images, and my articles.

You guys are retarded This is pretty much the worst article ever

Memo to Self.....Murder these people

• Hillary Clinton
• Paris Hilton
• Jeff Gordon
• You
• Your Mom
• Osama Bin Laden
• Peter Griffin
• Everybody on the New York Yankees
• Nancy Pelosi

My Bio

• Age: 35
• Occupation: Janitor for the CIA
• Birthplace: Georgia (the country in Asia, not the state in America! Don't worry, it's a common mistake!)
• Oh yeah, that was actually me dancing during that dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite because they sent me in as a stunt double for Jon Heder.

My Articles

• Milhouse Van Houten-a man who has been long overdue for a little respect.
• Elliott Sadler-NASCAR driverwith an obsessive addiction to M&Ms.
• Daytona 500- The greatest sporting event in the history of mankind.
• Mass Murdering League
• 1 vs. 100
• Springfield Eagles
• The Rumble in Alberta
• Smarch Madness

My Images

Elliott Sadler after the bite with the radioactive dog

Milhouse

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This user has written 8 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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