User:Gneomi/Nigger's Music: A Perspective

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It's me, Tim, hi everyone. Hi Tim!
This is my assistant during the research. Meet Xdigg. Hello Xdigg!

Niggers' Music: A Retrospective is an article that I have written after my research on African American music culture in the United States of America. Throughout the research, I have learned a lot from the lads I met, notably the young lad with a rich soul, we called him Xdigg. His original name was actually Hesus Xavier, the local priest's son. But somehow, he dropped his name and chose a different name, well, that is, Xdigg. Anyway, let me introduce myself before we begin exploring this unique culture of black people.

My name is Tim Montgomery Ponsonby-Smythe II, but my mates usually call me Tim. Just Tim. I got the "II" from my father, who was a CEO of a giant corporate in the United States of America before he died in a tragic accident involving local ghettos. However, his tragic death is probably the main reason I went to the States to get a deeper understanding, and to get a different perspective on their culture, especially music. Like this lyric, which I enjoy very much, "Yo momma bitch was a ho, you ain't yo yo yo". As you may have noticed, I really appreciate many different cultures beside my own native English culture.

Now let us go into a more serious discussion, about the gangsta culture. This article will discuss about black people taste of music and their strategies to sell their own music to their own people. Actually, this article was created without any purpose to offend anyone. In fact, I like differences, and together we can unite the world. World peace. And I love you.

History[edit | edit source]

The music culture in the black communities dated back since the prehistoric time, where all people were black. However, since I only have a limited space for this writing, I will only explain the modern history of the culture, from the fifteen century.

People from Africa made their long journey for the first time in 1565 by swimming. It really amazes me, as a professional young lad from the United Kingdom, that black people are very very strong. I mean, by just looking at their body. For heaven's sake, they are big and muscular. I wish I had that kind of body shape. Anyway, so they traveled to the land of America about five centuries ago. From my research, assisted by Xdigg, I found out from the local black community nowadays that their ancestors used to "P-I-M-Pimp" everything around them. To my fellow lads in Britain, "P-I-M-Pimp" is a short form of "heal the world, make a better place". Funny thing is, it sounds like Michael Jackson's song. Let me sing for a while. "Heal the world, make a better place, mmm, hmmm". I think I have forgotten the song, sorry mates. Oh my God, I just love art so much that I want to cry!

Let's move on. So when they tried to make a better place, they realised that music was important for them, and it was even more important to actually make their own style of music. Unlike our kind of songs, "dum dum lalala dum dum", they put heavier elements in it, such as "yo mutha fucka". I still think it was a very good idea, for being different. In fact, the lyrics rhyme so well.

Musical elements[edit | edit source]

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Blings-Bling[edit | edit source]

Another young lad I met. Hi BlingX, smile!

The right words[edit | edit source]

Video Clips[edit | edit source]