User:GlobalTourniquet/Gratitude
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In gratitude for your vote
The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"
Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.
So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next sexual act to your honor. Thank you.
The following sexual acts are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.
Self-gratification Spousal coitus Purchased sex Casual encounter
NOTE: Only under limited circumstances will this act actually involve you.