User:Gerrycheevers/lolcats

A mindless drone soldier LOLcat, epitomizing the terror capable of being inflicted by the LOLcat regime.

LOLcats, also known as lolcats, L0Lk47z, ROFLcats, or LaughingOutLoudCats, are a terrorist organization that splintered from Reform Judaism in the late 1970s. Known for their deceptive cuteness, extremely poor grammar & spelling, and cut-throat ruthlessness, LOLcats have been a headache to authorities for decades. The organization was shrouded in complete mystery until the dawning of the internet era in the early 2000s, which allowed people to upload digital pictures of such cats for information sharing.

Members

The size of the organization is unclear, as members have lifespans of less than twenty years, give birth to litters of up to twelve potential terorists, and stray cats roam urban areas by the thousands. It has been estimate that membership in the U.S. alone could exceed seventy million, with up to two hundred million members worldwide. While low-ranking members typically do not cause large amounts of havoc, their numbers are sufficent such that a LOLcat could strike nearly anywhere on the planet at any time .

Leaders

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Recent intelligence suggests that all LOLcat cells report to an entity known only as "Trashcat". Intel is sparse on this leader, but it has been learned (through both cat double-crosses and using small, puffy dogs to pose as cats) that Trashcat is a cruel, fearless dictator. Not averse to using his minions for suicide missions, authorities have failed to apprehend or even get a location for this feline

High Ranking Members

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Known for his stealth abilities, "Ceiling Cat" is one of Trashcat's top lieutenants.

Goals

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The goals of the organization are unclear, although it has become apparent that they are averse to dogs, water, and

Recent Activities

Random Mischeif

A chilling example of the destructive power of the organization

Invisible technology

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Space program

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World takeover

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lead spot of dog torture

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