User:Geeeese

introducktions

Welcoem to teh user paeg of gies. I am indeed storng and poewrful and thoes who mes with me wil suerly find pain on the receeving end which is of thiers. I haev a deglee in elnglish studys and pshycorogy. Many of my patience says that i am a vrey god doctor. Thei say things like "he iz screwe up" whihc i taek to mean as poiwerful as a screwdriever.

my protraits

now it si time for myh protraits, of prety me.

my frist baby steps

me wehn i was 2 yers old

at the sweet age of sixtin i kiked my brotuher off tis bilding

i becoem old n weak ;(

i reborned as a new man

and thoes were the piktures of hot me

words of wisedom

as u can see im a prety hot guy so any gurls who wnat to "hooky up" with me can joly well go and fuk themselfs b ecause as u se im far too handsum for u ;)

now it is tiem for words of wisedom

• word
• wisedom
• of
• genuis
• cleverness
• diligentce
• orihalcom
• poaechd egg
• Lord Geese
• chity chity back back

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introduksion

welcome to the user paeg of lord gesese. i am vry smrat and i wil surely rule thsi world one day.

All who oppose me shall be exposed to that which is of my extensive arsenal of man whores.

waht peopel think of me

coments about geeese is here (pls put ur own)

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“u r the koolest guy i haev evr met, pls fk me”

~ Hot Women on Geeese

“u is so smart pls tech me some maths.”

~ Some Genius on Geeese

“Surely one so intelligent as Geeese would be happy to teach me a few tricks?”

~ Einstein on Geeese, right before inventing rocketships

“we are all love geeese, please help us to make infant”

~ Vietnam on Geeese

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--Geeeese 08:07, 14 November 2006 (UTC)