User:Gabemorr

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.

This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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LV-5	This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

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This user IS The Abyss.

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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.