User:Frinko/Canadian Jesus

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“Whats this all aboot then?”
~ Canadian Jesus on Scott the Dick's crucifiction request

Canadian Jesus rises again after being crucified by request of Scott the Dick for finding humor in fart jokes.

Canadian Jesus is the Jesus of Canada and is worshipped by most Canadians.

Birth[edit | edit source]

Canadian Jesus was born to a wealthy family in Alberta, Canada aye.