User:FociP

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bs-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. bs-A

cpp-L Thith uther thpeakth C++ with a really thexy lithp. cpp-L

pika-F This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one). pika-F

This user is a geek.

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Hi. I'm just getting started actively rewritting awful articles. It's more fun than working during the summer, and the pay is astounding.

I speak C++ with a LISP. HAR HAR.

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I've yet to contribue enough to deserve any sort of humorous accolades.