User:Fluffy/Grand Theft Auto: Mt Evelyn
“Feel-good game of the year”
“Drinking, driving, stealing, violence and football...This game has it all.”
“2007 Game of the Year.”
Set in a sleepy little town at the foothills of the Dandenong Ranges, nothing is what it seems in Grand Theft Auto: Mt Evelyn. You are 'Bazza' (voice by Leigh cuffe), a flannelette-wearing, VB-drinking yobbo who has returned to his hometown to fight for the simple townsfolk's God given right to a 'fair go'. Whether it is taking out an opposition footballer or beating John Howard to a bloodied pulp, Grand Theft Auto: Mt Evelyn is fun for the whole family. With an extensive range of weapons at your disposal, such as the beer bottle, the crowbar and the mullet, help Bazza to save Mt Evelyn from becoming an airport, rescue his woman (the beautiful Shiela, played by Nicole Kidman) and win Mt Evelyn the Aussie Rules Grand Final- but don't forget to get pissed along the way.
Plot[edit | edit source]
The game begins on Bazza's property, which is swarming with bulldozers and the blundstone-wearing bogans who operate them. Bazza discovers that his home is being destroyed to make way for an airport, a project which will require the entire town to be demolished. Outraged, Bazza swears that he will get the 'bastards' responsible for this atrocity and see to it that these individuals receive their just desserts.
Missions[edit | edit source]
The game has over 12 million missions that can only be completed if the individual has no life outside of their own home. Do not be surprised if, upon completion of the game, you discover that you have lost the ability to make actual human contact. This is a proven side-affect. NOTE: It is likely that this inability to communicate was present before you started playing GTA: Mt Evelyn.
Main Characters[edit | edit source]
Bazza- The hero of the game, Bazza is out to keep the airport out of Mt Evelyn, and to start his own line of designer singlets and hair-dos (Played by Leigh cuffe
Shiela- Bazza's long time partner and lover, Shiela is the tough-as-nails sidekick in the game. She is Bazza's rock, always giving him words of encouragement. A shining example of this comes late in the game. Baz feels like giving up and letting the politicians win, he breaks down and starts to cry. Shiela gives him the support he needs, telling him to "stop crying like a little bitch and harden the fuck up". (Played by Nicole Kidman)
Clive- The town 'would-be gangsta', Clive is the token pain-in-the-ass character. He is constantly threatening to stab people, but these threats never amount to anything... He doesn't even own a knife. It is a well-known fact that Clive once had the shit kicked out of him by a group of 8 year old girls. Clive is one of Bazza's business associates- although it's not clear what Clive actually does. Basically he just hangs around Centrelink demanding free money. (Played by Eminem)