User:Flameviper/Haska
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“Haska Haska Haska!”
Haska, the wondrous word of sailors and Oscar Wildes, and also Flameviper and his dog Peach. Ah, how it is heartwarming.
You-shihzh-igzhigixes[edit | edit source]
Haska is used for speaking instead of words when you are in extreme discomfort. Especially if you are cold and/or your balls are injured. For example, if, like the unfortunate Oscar Wilde, one is freezing one's own balls off in the Scandinavian snow, it is socially acceptable to say...
HASKA HASKA HASKA!!![edit | edit source]
at the top of your lungs instead of words. It is preferable to say Haska 3 times, but this is only used in extreme pain.
Eatinging Cheese-wheels[edit | edit source]
HASKA HASKA HASKA!!! is usually only used as in the traditional game of Eatinging Cheese-wheels, when, unofficially, it is customary to scream HASKA HASKA HASKA!!! at the top of your lungs as your stomach asplodes from the combined cheeses, at which point your innards are devoured by Oprah. You can cringe in pain now. Ooch.
In Soviet Russia, HASKA haska-es YOU!![edit | edit source]
However, if you use HASKA HASKA HASKA in a conversation and you are not in pain, it is perfectly lawful to eat your innards. Unless you're a llama, especially a demented poopy-saturated one. In which case they just
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