User:Flabius-Danner

Score: -2 welwritten articles that cause instantanious weeping

• Oh my gawd! I am not responsible for this! God 12:33, 20 Augustus 1989 (UTC)
• Against. It's just not funny! --Flabius-Danner 18:00, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
• Nega-tive. I don't see it happening anytime soon. --Flabius-Danner 15:04, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

The life of Flabius-Danner(part I)

'Well Fredrick, what do you say?' she spoke softly, with a lot of false air. 'I can think of a thing or to, Mary.' he said as he grabbed her. 'Oh Fredrick!' he whimpered. 'Be careful with me.' At the same moment, far, far away in an mystical place called Groningen a woman gave birth to a rather medicore looking baby. 'Hmmm, I don't think he is a beautiful baby.' the father spoke. 'Yes honey, but he isn't ugly either.' the mother said. For a moment they where quiet, only the baby's cries where heard in the sterile hospital room. A nurse came in, atracted to the sound of a new born life. 'What a beautiful... Oh.' 'Yeah we know.' the father sighed.

The life of Flabius-Danner(part II)

The man gejoyced to the sounds of children playing in the streets. Looking outside, looking at them playing he found old memories drifting back to him. Memories of when he was still young and able to play with those children.

The life of Flabius-Danner(part IIV)

He died.

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.