User:Firstfox

Firstfox's real name is Zac Playtime. Actually that isn't true at all, but currently my name is Under Construction, so Zac Playtime is a Working Title for that name. Expected Completion date is expected to be completed sometime around 2008, and that date will be 21st December 2070, after which time the Working Title for the name can be installed, followed by the installation of the name itself. Only then will I be able to be correctly named, and that process will take a further five (5) years.

I joined Uncyclopedia in July 2006, and intend to stay for three weeks before heading back home to the Outer He-Brides, land of homosexual brides, where I shall be taking my third husband, Bradley, on a whirlwind tour of Sites of National Homosexual Interest, such as Antarctica and Harvey Nix.

Damn, boy, you look hot. I rate you a ten, dude!! xxx

(Actually, you look kinda gay...)

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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and knows how to queue, shag and shite.

(British Uncyclopedians)