User:Filanator/The Cube/Start
Moves:1 Score:5
>I suppose so.
You better.
>All right, don't go so aggro!
Fair enough. Sorry about that, I just haven't taken my pills lately. *takes pills*
>So, how do I get out of this cube?
Well, someone needs to solve it. Currently, George Bush owns it, so there's no chance of that.
>OK, I'll just find someone who can solve it!
It's not as easy as that. You are inside the cube. Everyone who can solve the cube is outside the cube.
>So how do I get them to solve it?
Luckily, George Bush's mind is easy to hack, especially with the mind-hacking computer that is somewhere in the cube. You must first find the mind-hacking computer that is in the cube, then use it to hack Bush's mind, then find a cuber, then get them to solve it.
>Why is there a mind-hacking computer inside a Rubik's cube?
Shut up.