User:Figgycity50/UnVoyage:Chernobyl
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UnVoyage:Chernobyl (in other languages) is a radioactive dumpsite which you should NEVER go to.
Understand[edit | edit source]
DON'T GO
History[edit | edit source]
All that you need to know is that some time there was a nuclear reactor explosion that made it so you should not go.
Talk[edit | edit source]
There is no language there, what the hell??? How can there be a language in a place that nobody is in to speak?
Get in[edit | edit source]
You can't. Ok you can, but you need permissions from Ukrainian people.
Get around[edit | edit source]
Hell[edit | edit source]
Go in.
See[edit | edit source]
- Death.
Do[edit | edit source]
You can do:
- Suicide.
Buy[edit | edit source]
There are no shops.
Eat[edit | edit source]
- Poisoned plants.
Drink[edit | edit source]
Nothing.
Stay safe[edit | edit source]
You can't. You will die, guaranteed.
Respect[edit | edit source]
Die.
Contact[edit | edit source]
You cannot contact anyone, because you will be dead.