User:Figgycity50/UnVoyage:Chernobyl

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UnVoyage:Chernobyl (in other languages) is a radioactive dumpsite which you should NEVER go to.

Understand[edit | edit source]

DON'T GO

History[edit | edit source]

All that you need to know is that some time there was a nuclear reactor explosion that made it so you should not go.

Talk[edit | edit source]

There is no language there, what the hell??? How can there be a language in a place that nobody is in to speak?

Get in[edit | edit source]

You can't. Ok you can, but you need permissions from Ukrainian people.

Get around[edit | edit source]

Hell[edit | edit source]

Go in.

See[edit | edit source]

  • Death.

Do[edit | edit source]

You can do:

  • Suicide.

Buy[edit | edit source]

There are no shops.

Eat[edit | edit source]

  • Poisoned plants.

Drink[edit | edit source]

Nothing.

Stay safe[edit | edit source]

You can't. You will die, guaranteed.

Respect[edit | edit source]

Die.

Contact[edit | edit source]

You cannot contact anyone, because you will be dead.

Go next[edit | edit source]

Hell