User:Fenris2010/HowTo:Survive an alien invasion
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So you wanna know how to survive an alien invasion? Well, you're asking the right person, kid. So let's get started
The basics[edit | edit source]
Before we get to the good stuff, you need to know the basics. Without the basics, you'll get vaporized by an anti-matter beam or something. Or get stomped on by a giant mech. Or get... Never mind, I think you get the point.
Step 1: Identify the species of the alien.[edit | edit source]
There are many different types of aliens with many different strengths and weaknesses. Mistaking one alien for another can lead to deadly consequences.[1] For example, what if you mistake a dangerous Xenomorph for a harmless Elekid? If that happens, the Xenomorph will probably just kill you.
- ↑ Poor Edward Jones...