User:Fenris2010/HowTo:Survive an alien invasion

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So you wanna know how to survive an alien invasion? Well, you're asking the right person, kid. So let's get started.

Step 1: Identify the species of the alien.[edit | edit source]

There are many different types of aliens with many different strengths and weaknesses. Mistaking one alien for another can lead to deadly consequences.[1] For example, what if you mistake a dangerous Xenomorph for a harmless Porygon2? If that happens, the Xenomorph will probably just kill you.

Step 2: Identify whether the alien actually intends on invading Earth.[edit | edit source]
  1. ↑ Poor Edward Jones...
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