User:Fearlessleader101/Spokane, Washington
“Spokane, isn't that where the Fortress of Solitude is?”
“Hoes, drugs, drugs, hoes, grand theft auto.”
“Getting some pizza in my cars with my hoes - my hoes, my hoes and my drugs.”
“See kids, if you kill that hooker you will get your money back!”
Spokane, Washington, known as Sporkeene, Warshentoon to its indigenous population of 44, is located somewhere between Canada and South America in the Continental US of A. It has had a commanding presence in history, most notably during the Hooker Plague of 1901 and the Pedophile Movement of 1970-2050. It is an area similar in many respects to Narnia, Nazi Germany and Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory in that it is fictional.
Penned by Oscar Wilde in 2001, Spokane was intended to be the metropolitatan center of the Inland Northeast, which was discovered in 1895 by Lewis and Carlos Mencia, borderline homosexuals with whom Wilde had been associated with at the time during his failed Orphan Adoption Sweepstakes where he attempted to purchase a Free Tibet.
He later revised the setting of Spokane for its movie adaptation, Drugs an' Hoes, as director Fearlessleader101 felt that Spokane itself needed a darker element, and so thousands of prostitutes, pedophiles, chinese restaurants, pawn brokers and Wikipedia were introduced to the film.
After Drugs an' Hoes debut in Tibet, which by that point was under the control of Oscar Wilde (the cofounder of Girls Gone Wilde), it was decided that a Spokane themepark, complete with the several thousand hookers seen on Sprague Avenue, would be a sound buisiness venture. For added realism and in compliance with fan requests, pedophiles and unregistered sex offenders were also transported to Spokane Themepark, and family ticket fees were lowered by 20%. Later however, with all the fans that had so much good natured and legal fun in Spokane Themepark they decided not to leave and made it a lasting Warshentoon feature that to this day is forever seen as fun for the whole family.
Tragedy struck when Spokane Themepark was burned to the ground by former resident Fearlessleader101, who had decided that if he killed that hooker he would get his money back.