User:Farmerjay/UnNews:Justin Beeber Engaged

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17 February 2011

Big Gay Al admits "I got me some 'Beaver Fever".


Gomorrah, Texas

Justin Beeber, also known as the "Beaver" was as excited as catholic school girl in the back seat of pick-up truck when he announced his engagement to Big Gay Al of South Park fame. Justin, who was raised by a single mother because his dad saw how ugly he was and ran away remarked 'Big Gay Al fills so many of the holes in my life ... and I have always appreciated the beauty of full figured man'. When Big Gay Al was asked if they had set a date for the big day yet, he replied 'I'll just leave it to Beaver'.

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