User:FamousFirstWords

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In Soviet Russia, Mario 1UPs YOU!!

“If I had to choose between shit chocolate and you, I would choose shit chocolate, because shit chocolate is YOU!!”

~ User:FamousFirstWords on You

Words of Wisdom by FamousFirstWords

• In Soviet Russia, PS3 buys YOU!!
• In Soviet Russia, nerds are all belong to your PS3!!
• In Soviet Russia, I loves YOU... NOT!!

“If Stairway To Heaven were a kind of bread, I would already bought a dozen”

~ User:FamousFirstWords on Nonsense

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.