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Galactic Network can be said to be the first conception of what would eventually become the Internet. The original idea was conceived by J.C.R. Licklider in August of 1962 at MIT. He wrote a number of articles where he envisioned the idea of a series of globally interconnected remote-controllable teledildonic devices where harems and booty-calls could be accessed from any bagina port. Licklider later teamed up with ARPA and the rest is history.

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