User:Fakejasonghan/Pete Buttigieg

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For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Pete Buttgig.

Peter "Paul-Mary" Montgomery Buttgig, née Buttjudged (born January 19, 1982) is an American politician who has served as mayor of South Bendover, Indianus since 2012. During his second term as mayor, he announced that he was gay to the joy of everyone in South Bendover, where he was known for his craft of handmade buttplugs and dildos. He is running for the Democratic Party nomination in the 2020 United States presidential election with the electoral promise to give everyone free buttplugs.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Buttgig was born gay in a bathhouse in San Francisco to his father, George Buttgig, and his other father, Peter Davis.


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