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Reno is the 1067th (out of 1070) most popular thing in the state of Nevada, right behind “Owning a house” and just ahead of “Being sober”.
Mormon Folklore[edit | edit source]
Mormon folklore has it that Reno and Las Vegas were once deeply in love with each other, but after Las Vegas was caught enjoying a ménage a’trois with Pahrump and Winnemucca, Reno ran away to the north where it still lies to this day – catering to the whitest, and the clinically obesiest among us, ironically, with more cheap whores than you can shake a grimy twenty spot at.
Present Day Reno[edit | edit source]
Reno has been in a perpetual state of emergency since 1973, when then president Richard Nixon famously responded “Just nuke it” (this advice was seriously considered and was the primary objective of Operation MoonLite until budget cuts forced it’s untimely demise) Economic aid has been steadily tricking in