User:ExplodingSoda/UnNews:Amazon Rainforest: 100% Deforested

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17 April 2012

R.I.P. Amzon Rainforest, We'll never forget you, but nobody cares.

Manaus, Brazil --

The Amzon Rainforest is now 100% Deforested, that means Ya mum cleared the Amazon Rainforest with a salary of US$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. The Uncyclomedia Foundation paid 100 trillion (100,000,000,000,000) zim dollars to restore the Amazon rainforest. And Oscar Wilde send this letter to R.A.I.N. (Rainforest Activity In Nowhere)

Dear Anon.

We, the Uncyclomedia Foundation don't care about the deforesttation of the Amozon so please don't contact us @ deforester@uncyclopedia.br.
      --Oscar Wilde @ Censor your text

The Amozonian Empire

The Amazonian Empire (Native Brazillian: Empirenobodycaresamazoña) (Brazil creole: NotTheEmpireAmazon) is an empire that was created by Uncyclomedia Foundation to restore the rainforest

Restore it now

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