User:Executive/Sandbox4

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I declare I am 18 years old. Yes No

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Roulette - Please make your bets before getting drunk!
Due to Rainman movie every Autistic discovered of beautifully minding our roulettes would be arrested and beaten to death by our BIG employee.


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Your number: 96 Roulette number: 32

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Slots area - Please make your bets before getting drunk!
Due to cleaning service diligence every machine are stuck and won’t work properly but you have the same attention of a coconut and so nothing really change.
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UNSlotArea
Your Favorite game and addiction!
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♥️ Poker ♣️ - Please make your bets before getting drunk!
Due to problem with our servers that are running in Cambogia it may be possible lose more then what has been predicted.
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UNPokerChampionship
Before proceeding we know the value of your properties!


Hole hand:

9

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9
K

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K

Your hand:

2

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2
9

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9
9

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9
6

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6
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Q

We know you lost… nobody beats the Casino, EVER!

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Yahtzee - Please make your bets before getting drunk!
Due to minor complaints about no foreign games we implemented this exotic dice game… do not worry we don’t know the rules but you won’t win either!
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UNYahtzee
This game may confuse and in fact it do so!
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Blackjack - Please make your bets before getting drunk!
At least the lamest game ever… blackjack! If you prefer we can make you touch our hostess for a few dollars more!
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UNBlackjack
Your debt is 1.000.000$, please report to your bank!

Our hand:

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Your hand:

5

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5
2

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2
2

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2

Give total debt:

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