User:EvilZak/Game 2

Game² is the recently-announced sequel to Uncyclopedia and Nintendo's recent smash hit that sold over a million copies, Game. It is currently being developed by a team of nuclear scientists. It will contain these features:

• Four-dimensional graphics indistinguishable from life
• Support for up to 32 players, or up to 32.6 if you have the memory expansion pack
• Five minute loading time
• Even more creative ways to die
• Shaq Fu character crossovers
• No online play, since research shows nobody ever used it on Game
• Improved enemy AI
• More FMV scenes and less gameplay
• More cowbell
• Increased graphics
• New Fusion Card Games

It is scheduled to be released on September 11th, 1854.We know you will need a time machine, but hell if you liked the game that much, you can check back at that time for updates.