User:Everyone that is not SysRq

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Hi, I'm everyone on Uncyclopedia, with the exception of SysRq! That's right! I am all of you! I am super gay and love voting against SysRq on things! I also enjoy making him feel bad about his penis size, spending quality time with his family when he is not around, and having sex with all of his friends.

That's right, SysRq. I have had sex with all of your friends.

--Everyone that is not SysRq 21:25, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.