User:EricIsOnFire/Thirty Seconds To Mars (theory)

Jared Leto, the theorist who ultimately proposed the theory.

The Thirty Seconds To Mars theory simply states that one cannot reach the planet Mars in thirty seconds or less immediately after liftoff from the planet of Earth. This comes with a few exceptions.

1. One may reach Mars within thirty seconds or less if they are super human.

2. They cheat.

3. Future technologies disprove this theory.

4. Illuminati.