User:Eragon5055

Reasons and Ways to End the World

We have all wanted to end the world at some point but have either failed because you are so retarded you can't come up with any reasons why and/or/with your pea-brained mind can't figure out a way to do it, or you are being eaten by a grue. Now there is no more excuses to end the world because here is a list of reasons and ways

Reasons

First you need a reason to end the world. For those who are unimaginative and can't find a reason to destroy this corrupt, evil, unforgiving, insane, etc world here is a VERY incomplete list.

• EVERYONE has done your mom
• Illinois exists (those dam f***ing F.I.B.s)
• Your mom's a slut
• You have aids
• Rednecks live more than a mile a way from you
• The Cheesium mines have run dry
• You tube site crashes because the world is out of dangerous boxes (see [1])
• Justin Bieber becomes more popular ( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• You don't believe Earth exists so there are no consequences
• You just realized that the Earth is actually Hell
• You are Insane
• You want to be Insane (which means you are too Insane to realize you are Insane)
• You watched the Chapter Black tape (Yu Yu Hakusho reference)