User:Endless spaghetti

Hello

You may be looking for n00b and not even know it!

I am a random guy in Melbourne, Australia. I just like randomness. I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick. I just started my account on uncyclopedia and am looking at yuri looking forward to retardifying the internets even moar.

This explains so much, yet so little.

Is all I have to say.

Can I haz kryptonite?

lololol pwned