Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide

The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian

Welcome to the Uncyclopedia! If you're here, you've probably found us through some blog that hasn't been updated since 2006, and have stumbled onto the Main Page with the intent of contributing to our giant mass of misinformation to add to the even larger mass of misinformation called The Internet. If not, then you've been sent here by an admin for an error in judgment or lack of sanity. Either way, we're glad you're here and reading this.

This is the fucking n00b's Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. It is probably one of the few serious semi-serious pages here, only by virtue of the fact that we need to balance out pages like Kitten Huffing, i burning your dog, and other insane crap, lest we fall off of the wikicity upon which we've precariously perched ourselves.

More importantly, this page is an essential guide for the unacquainted wishing to become non-banned valuable members of our demented, fundamentalist, cult delightfully sane community.

	Seriously, what the hell is this place? Its pretty obvious that we are a parody of Wikipedia. We parody Wikipedia. We even parody minorities, the famous and other stuff no one else ever does. Check out this pointless overview See also: What uncyclopedia is in one page
	How do I be funny? Good writing is subjective, but boy are there some basic rules of thumb. Read these packages and put time into it and you won't suck. Learn all about not sucking
	How can I be stylish? Learning the code here is easy, making an awesome looking article is less easy. Images, headers, text, links and tricks and stuff. No article will be loved without it. Learn how to make your articles spiffy See also: Help:HowTo
	Where is stuff I want to find? Tired of writing? Don't want to write? Feel like making this place less sucky? There's a lot of other stuff to try not sucking at. Learn all about our fifty different stuffs
	How do I make people like me? Writing good stuff and being civil will make you a star. Ignoring advice, comments and reverts and being a prima donna will make you crash and burn. Sort of like Challenger did. Learn how to be civil...or at least less of a dick