User:Einjerhar

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This person is God

This person is officially god of super smash bros. and anything else nintendo.

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.

This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.

This User has joined the Black ops Squadron. and will not hesitate to kill you if your gay or racist.

IP	This person's IP is 6.6.6.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

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This user IS The Abyss.

Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:

This article force pushes infants. You can help by bolting it to the floor.

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	In Soviet Яussia, article protect YOU!!

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