User:Egosintrick

Egosintrick

In the beginning, God created the heavens and Egosintrick. Egosintrick was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of Egosintrick. God placed Egosintrick in an undisclosed location with the command to "be gay and learn math." But then the serpent tricked Egosintrick into eating the fruit of the tree of poutine. Egosintrick's eyes were immediately opened and he realized he was in a park in downtown Quebec. Jesus wept. So it came to pass that the LORD banished Egosintrick from the park. Egosintrick moved south to the land of USA where he married his sister and begat his ass off, becoming a mighty jackass before the LORD, wherefore people to this day say, "Like unto Egosintrick, a mighty jackass before the LORD."

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)