User:Eggy

Eggy’s real name is lost in the depths of time and space. Rumour has it that he is the last of the time-lords or maybe that he is the leader of an alien race coming to seek peace. Other rumours indicate that he is a 16-year-old Welshman living in the wettest part of Wales with no social life. This would explain the obsession with Uncyclopedia. What is certain is that he has a sophisticated sense of humour (or as sophistictaed as is gets over here at least), is an atheist and cynic, plays the French Horn (but not very well) and enjoys making anti-French jokes (but he doesn't mean them).

He enjoys writing articles, but due to the surprising popularity of Uncyclopedia (God knows how THAT came about) he has had to make them rather obscure and relies on his A-level knowledge to write comedy that no-one else will ever understand. This doesn't matter though, because he likes them, and that is the main thing.