User:Egalitarian Aspie/Egalitarianism

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Egalitarianism's holy symbol, The Great Eagle of Justice. (Protected by holyright.)

Egalitarianism is a ancient Greco-Roman religion that is practiced mainly by birds of prey, particularly eagles. It states that many eons ago the great "Lord and Savior" Eaglepluribusunum has come down to earth to exterminate The Evil Ones, what many scholars agree to be mice, snakes, and squirrels. Scriptures of Egalitarians also forbid the consumption of DDT, a pesticide that which Eaglepluribusunum quotes "fucksus withus our eggs-idae."

Wait, Egalitarianism is a political philosophy you motherfucker! I want facts, not this Hot Topic pseudo-religion bullshit![edit | edit source]

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