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Oh, Child!
This article is about swearing. It contains bad words that will get your mouth washed out, cost you friends, and probably get you suspended.
Please, if you are not mature enough to handle an article concerning some very naughty language, read no further.
All of my Templates[edit | edit source]
These Don't Actually Belong To Me[edit | edit source]
I'm Just Using Them[edit | edit source]
LOL[edit | edit source]
Seriously, they aren't actually mine. I'm just using them.[edit | edit source]
Here in beautiful Canada we have the largest collection of ice and snow in the world. And also BC bud! So book a tour right now, and don't forget your Uncyc VISA card...the only card that pays in laughs!  Paid for by the Committee to Pimp Canada. |
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{{NS|u= <insert name here> is awesome.
FREE LIVE PORN!!!!
My Soulja Boy Rap[edit | edit source]
Soulja Boy's a pile o' crap!
Watch him do a stupid rap!
Watch that sh!tty sh!tty sh!tty,
Soulja Boy's a ho!
Now watch him do! (a freakin crappy song)
Now watch him do! (a rap that's oh, so wrong)
Now watch him do! (Shawty's got dem jeans)
Now watch him do! (Holy freakin' jeez...)
Aboot Me[edit | edit source]
I am Canadian. I am from ██████, ███████, Canada.
I've noticed that life is like a whore a bitch nothing a box of chocolates Johnny Nitro I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!! a long road. I've hit a dead end. When I'm 30 I'm gonna be a wrestler.
“That means I can own all noobs!!!”
“I think I might spam up ANOTHER page!”
“I dunno about you, but all of these Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious quotes are getting kinda annoying. GET THE F*CK OFF MY PAGE!!!”
Quotes[edit | edit source]
“Noob!”
“Choob!”
“Soulja Boy sucks!”
“Zipster sucks!”
“You win some, you lose some!”
<- This is how many people die from my stupidity since reading this page. NO MORE THAN 9999!
My Problems With Rectal Thermometers[edit | edit source]
WTF? Are you some kind of Pedophile? Like I'm REALLY gonna tell you about my thermometer issues!!
E_Moondo on John Cena[edit | edit source]
There's this one lame ass...well, yeah...no- nobody really cares about Cena...
E_Moondo on Zipster08[edit | edit source]
“HEHEHEH! Hi there, Youtubers, it's me, Zipster!”
Someone should really make an article about him.