User:Djalma

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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap!
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Brazil This user is Brazilian. Roberto Carlos!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******
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The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
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but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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are control freaks.
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NO This user doesn't care. NO
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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