User:Disorder

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Who am i?[edit | edit source]

I'm Disorder. Disorder I am. I am Disorder.

The below statement is TRUE[edit | edit source]

If you are currently reading this you openly admit to being the most insignificant asshole, ever to exsist.

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is elite.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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