User:Disorder

Who am i?[edit | edit source]

I'm Disorder. Disorder I am. I am Disorder.

If you are currently reading this you openly admit to being the most insignificant asshole, ever to exsist.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user is elite.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.