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ARGUMENT FROM SUPERIORITY (1) If God does not exist, then I am an inferior being, since I am not "special" in a cosmic sense. (2) But I am superior because I am a Christian. (3) Therefore, God exists.

Murder is Just Extroverted Suicide

Chuck Norris is one of the most powerful men in the universe, second only to Vin Diesel. Created by God deep under the earth, so that mankind would not be instantly crushed by his sheer awesomeness, Chuck Norris spend his time swimming in lava and crushing boulders with his roundhouse kicks. At age three, he beat his way out of the ground and onto the surface of the Earth. Everybody who looked upon him for the next three months exploded out of sheer amazement. This period of time is better known as the Holocaust. From then on, Chuck starred in the Televison show Walker Texas Ranger, which is concidentally Oscar Wilde's favorite show. In Recent Years, Chuck has vanished, in attempt to save the world. It is rumored that when he returns, the Apoclypse will indeed come. Despite this warning major American televison show Walker Texas Ranger, which is concidentally Oscar Wilde's favorite show. In Recent Years, Chuck has vanished, in attempt to save the world. It is rumored that when he returns, the Apoclypse will indeed come. Despite this warning major American television networks including ABC have been begging for Chuck Norris to return and star in what they believe will be a hit reality show called "Chuck Norris defeats your enemies." In the show Chuck Norris would defeat one special person's enemies with roundhouse kicks to the face before obliterating the one special person him/herself with an especially powerful (and of course orgasmic since it IS Chuck Norris!) roundhouse kick to the face.

I know you!--Materialist 23:05, 20 March 2006 (UTC)