User:Dirt is kool/Mary Jane
“You suck.”
“In Soviet Russia the Jane Marys YOU!!”
Maryjane was invented in 1624 by a man named Bob Sheltand. He stumbled across Maryjane (Chemical symbol Mj) whilst attempting to cross breed a shetland pony and a lovely kitten.
Mixing[edit | edit source]
BAD Reactions[edit | edit source]
Alchohol results in a violent reaction. Mixing with the bad smelling chemical reagent TAFFIE produced a emulsion which breaks down after a period of time. A reaction with caffine such as that found in many energy drinks results in a mild irritant
GOOD Reactions[edit | edit source]
The one substance that can be mixed with Mj to output energe is the lab book of the fabled green and white nobel gas Darion Turner (Chemical symbol Dt) Old firm victorys for rangers for some reason act as an inhibitor in this reaction.
Mj is a highly volitile substance and should not under ANY circumstances be handled without full proctective and specialist training. dont try this at home kids - Oscar Wilde on Mary Jane