User:Dillius

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“He isn't as cool as Carl...but I guess he's alright.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dillius

In the Beginning

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The Human known as Dillius came to this planet on the 31st day of the 1st month in the year 1990 A.C. Carl is the only other human known to share this date, although he is a scant three years older. Upon his so called "birth", Dillius was fortunate to have two parental units that took care of him throughout his early life. During his time in school he was granted the temporary titles of "Dill Pickle" (1994-99) and "Dilly B" (2000-04). Although these were soon deemed lame and discarded in favor of Dillius.