User:Dexter111344/Rotten Ovaries
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Rotten Ovaries™!
Kids love them!
See! I'm not lying!
From the creators of the popular Ms. Kumzalott™, comes the newest and greatest toy ever!
Every household in America should have a set of Rotten Ovaries™!
You need to buy this![edit | edit source]
This is a great product! Rotten Ovaries™! are a great present to give to someone if you forgot it was their birthday! Plus, they'll never go bad!
Real Testimonies! Er... Real Testimony![edit | edit source]
“I have rotten ovaries.”
Seriously. That is a real quote. I'm dead serious.