User:Dexter111344/Rotten Ovaries

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From the creators of the popular Ms. Kumzalott™, comes the newest and greatest toy ever!

Rotten Ovaries™!

Every household in America should have a set of Rotten Ovaries™!

Kids love them!
See! I'm not lying!

You need to buy this![edit | edit source]

This is a great product! Rotten Ovaries™! are a great present to give to someone if you forgot it was their birthday! Plus, they'll never go bad!

Real Testimonies! Er... Real Testimony![edit | edit source]

“I have rotten ovaries.”

~ Girl at school

Seriously. That is a real quote. I'm dead serious.