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Andorra is a small country in Western Europe that borders France and Spain. One of the most interesting aspects of Andorra however is that it's the only country in the world to have two cows on its flag. TWO COWS!

If you don't believe look down below.

Another very interesting thing about Andorra is that my brother doesn't care about the place, even when I talk about it a lot. You see, my brother thinks that I’m obsessed with Andorra but thats crazy, I assure you I am not. And if you think I am preoccupied with Andorra, I will fight you. That's no lie. They speak the same language but have different alphabets. If that's not cool, then I don't what planet your are from. Something that is interesting about Andorra, is that they speak two different languages, but they use the same alphabet. Thats not quite as cool, but it is pretty still cool, you know.

Also, the country of Andorra isn't actually a country you know. It's sort of like more of a mini country - or a countrylet, which is a word I've been asking the Oxford dictionary to add to their dictionary of words for a few years now.

I haven't gone to Andorra because they don't have an airport and I am afraid of traveling by rail or by road and I wouldn't want to walk there. They are thinking about building an airport, and so I will buy a ticket there once tickets to Andorra become on sale. I'll call the airline to make sure I have a window seat, so I can see Andorra from the air. One interesting thing about Andorra is that you can see the whole entire countrylet from the air if you are flying in a plane.

See, those Andorrans even have their own version of Uncyclopedia! With over 600 articles!

People

The people of Andorra is of mixed stock - that is, as mixed as a small country get, not vibrant with diversity but there's some differences in some people. 33% of the people are Andorran, which has been ethnically equivalent to Catalans. 23% is Spanish. 21% is Portguese. 17% of them are French, yes those silly French. 3% are Arab, having had gotten into Andorra from North Africa and swimming across the Strait of Gibraltar, and then entered into Spain and crept slowly into Andorra. 3% of them are other ethnic groups, such as the British, Italians and the Basques.

Yes, you heard me. Just like in Spain or France, there are Basques in Andorra. While this plan is confidential, rumor has it that the Basques are planning to take over Andorra in 2043. The Basques are going to take over Andorra, rename it Euskal-Lur, make everybody eat Basque food - which is actually quite tasty, I ate some while at a Basque restaraunt in Nevada, if anybody wants to know - and change the lovable two-cow flag of Andorra into this silly thing.

I know, it looks like an ugly version of the Union Jack!

Shopping

Andorra is refered to by several tourists, as well as other Europeans and even Andorrans themselves, as "the Outlet Mall of Europe." This is because shopping is great there. Think of it as the best K-Mart in the world - no wait! Don't! K-Mart sucks. No, correction, think of Andorra is the best convenience store in the world. I mean, what you want we got it.

You want bread, go to Andorra. You want milk, go to Andorra. You want toilet paper, go to Andorra. You want satanic strawberry milk, go to Andorra. You want cookies, go to Andorra. You want cheap pizza, go to Andorra. You want beer, go to Andorra. You want headphones, go to Andorra. You want toys, go to Andorra. You want a Christmas tree, go to Andorra. You want prostitutes, don't go to Andorra. That's illegal here.

And only now, if you buy one Andorra coffee mug, you get two for free! Remind your friends of what a rad time you had in this country!

Tourism

Due to its mountains, Andorra is the perfect place for mountain biking. It can even be better than that in the Rockies(?) and that's saying a lot!

Also due to its mountains, Andorra is one of the most popular countries in Western Europe to go skiing. Go ahead, name a few.

See also

• Spain
• France
• You have two cows/11