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Eddie Murphy, with his natural skin colour

Eddie Murphy (1866-Jan 28th, 2037), born in northeast Ohio, was a famous blackface actor who has starred in various Bollywood action films such as "African-Americans Owned Pakistan" and "Buddha Has Nothing Against Muslims". He has been nominated for twenty-eight Golden Globe awards, but had lost to Pia Zadora on all occasions due to refusing to pay travel expenses for the people that run the Golden Globes.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

As a young child, Murphy was interested in starring in huge Broadway productions, but his lack of dancing skill reduced any chance he had of being in anything important. He worked two jobs as a stone mason and a coal miner between 1872 and 1910. Whenever he had surfaced from coal mines, people believed that he was a black slave of Peter Griffin, and would occasionally beat him up outside the mine enterance. This had inspired Murphy to become a blackface actor, so that he could claim to be a mysterious African ivory dealer that had killed two thousand elephants to become a millionaire.

He was arrested in 1932 at Texas for being mistaken for a black rapist. When he had revealed that he was actually white (by removing his black mackup), he was cleared of all charges and given a permanent citizenship in Texas for being so damn good at pretending to be black.

Eddie Murphy, after applying makeup to produce the blackface appearance

Travelling Freakshow[edit | edit source]

In 1933, Murphy had joined a freakshow circus to perform as a black boxer, who used to get his ass kicked by real black boxers that were hired by the company. After two years of travelling around the universe, Murphy decided to quit the freakshow job as he was getting migraines from watching whiteface clowns perform. He was a popular act for the company, and the circus was shut down two months later due to the general attendance being interested in Murphy. He had no choice but to enter the movie industry.