User:David Gerard/Meconium

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Stand back, kid. Your parents are ready for this one.

Meconium is the last element in the periodic table. It is to depleted uranium rounds as depleted uranium rounds are to a blown kiss. It was first discovered by your mom soon after your birth.

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