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Charcathinol is a rare teal-coloured drug, known for its pungence and libido-enhancing properties. Among other things, it is used in Central Asian cuisene and religious ceremonies. Known to be a powerful aphrodisiac, it currently holds a 68.9% share of the market for erection enhancement in elderly persons.
As a drug[edit | edit source]
It is often smuggled into developed countries from third world countries such as China, Kazakhstan, India, New Zealand and the Bering Islands, as it is sought after by drug dealers and gangs worldwide. In these smugglings, food colouring is sometimes used to disguise the teal colouration, avoiding the keen gaze of customs officials. One man devised hollow chess pieces with which to store concentrated Charcathinol as he went through customs.
In Cat Cola[edit | edit source]
It is also found in iPod Nano-size amounts in the internationally acclaimed "soft" drink cat-cola (Coca Cola in the United States Of America). This gives the non-American version of the drink its distinctive burning sensation several days after consumption. One man is known to have vaporised due to excessive Cat Cola consumption.
History[edit | edit source]
It was discovered in 1234 AD by a British domestic helper living in China after mixing dead badger juice and the pigeon equivalent of jell-o.
The modern version of Charcathinol has changed from its original from millions of years of changes in society, the environment and certain technological advances. But the basics still remain.
You still have to get dead badgers and pummeling pigeons into a jellatenous mass.
But some of the other methods have been shortcutted and generally made easier for fatties.
How It Was Discovered[edit | edit source]
It was first produced on April 1st, 1234 AD by Ike Charcath. in Lanzhou, China. Ike was a British domestic helper for a large family and was at a loss for an April Fool's joke.