User:Das Boot

This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!

This user is cooler than you.

Das Boot is too Damn Sexy! If you saw me it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship me, or spontaneosly combust from a sex drive overload.

Awards

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

My most accolated achievement, the Yugumbigsenadori International Stadium picture I made for the Pasketmaul article.

Prepare to be Humbled

I drive a 1971 Ford Falcon XY Phase III GTHO (aka the greatest 4-door ever), and I live in Slough. I enjoy a cold Bundaberg on occasion, and am an avid Lordite (supporter of Lord). I would dearly like to meet the Dalai Lama. As a hobby, I take some Chuck Norris facts and change "Chuck Norris" to my name (on Microsoft Word). Then I smile the mother of all smiles.

My Contributions

• Fridge
• Pasketmaul
• Obesity Fines
• Sports Comedy

My Favourite Articles

• Age of Umpires
• Sexual Innuendo
• Steve Ballmer
• Pasketmaul
• Home Haggis Maker
• Dr Phil