User:Das Boot

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New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
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Adult neon.gif Das Boot is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw me it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship me, or spontaneosly combust from a sex drive overload.


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Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for Creating the Yugumbigsenadori International Stadium pic. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum


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Now go play in traffic.
My most accolated achievement, the Yugumbigsenadori International Stadium picture I made for the Pasketmaul article.

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I drive a 1971 Ford Falcon XY Phase III GTHO (aka the greatest 4-door ever), and I live in Slough. I enjoy a cold Bundaberg on occasion, and am an avid Lordite (supporter of Lord). I would dearly like to meet the Dalai Lama. As a hobby, I take some Chuck Norris facts and change "Chuck Norris" to my name (on Microsoft Word). Then I smile the mother of all smiles.

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