User:Darktruth2
So, find all the Mini-Cons, destroy the Allspark, stop the Decepticons, reprogram the stasis pods, defend the Autobots, plant the seeds of the future, process all the energon, activate the Omega Lock, open the Matrix, drink 2 gallons of a mercury-lead cocktail, light our darkest hour, and eliminate even the toughest stains!
“I only wish I could be this cool.”
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History[edit | edit source]
Darktruth2 is a sentient robot from the planet of Cybertron. Dispatched to find the Adminspark (which gives any citizen the powers of an admin", Darktruth2 took the form of a Chevrolet Camaro on Earth. No, he's not Bumblebee. Darktruth linkded up with other members to find the Adminspark, and fought their way through hordes of evil admins to reach the Adminspark. When the battle reached it's climax, Darktruth shoved the Adminspark into the chest of the chief Admin, destroying him. With the Adminspark gone, the citizens of Uncyclopedia cannot lord over the site, but the peoples of the Net can now write whatever shit they feel like. Darktruth2 saved the universe from the forces of Admins. He is also the self-proclaimed dictator of Beast Wars, and any that deny this fact shall be destroyed.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Darktruth2 is a member of the combiner team the Uncyclopedobots, and forms the chest of AAAAAAAAtron.
- Darktruth2 is awesome.
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